Shaggy’s strategy for ridding the world of ISIS

The diamond selling international reggae super star Shaggy voiced his plan for defeating ISIS

In an interview with the Miami New Times, the musician declared that violent groups like ISIS would become less violent if they just listened to some Shaggy music.

ISIS can go f-ck themselves. That’s some crazy shit what they’re doing. It’s horrible, man,” said the bard responsible for “It Wasn’t Me.”


When prodded with a question about how a lack of music might affect militants in ISIS, Shaggy offered the following:

“If you’re able to cut a man’s head off, you’re sick. But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.

“There’re two things you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re fucking high. High people don’t want to kill nothing; they want to love. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there.”

Reggae Artist

Well said by a resident of the “One Love” nation of Jamaica.

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